Why do bees hum?


from https://www.pinterest.com/source/facebook.com/

because they don’t know the words.


  • Turn today’s writing over to the universe. Visit: http://random-ize.com/ This site offers:
    • a list randomizer (which might be good for making a poem)
    • a list picker (in case you can’t name your baby or pick a number)
    • random English words (such as finespun, sveltest, sternly and untanned)
    • and as many random jokes as you can stand


Jewelry Stand


Tuesday night, the pedestrian highway, Alcala, was dark; the normally bright lights had taken the night off. As a result, there were only a few vendors crying out from the shadows: “Una blusa, amiga. Casi gratis. Un rebozo, only a dollar.” (A blouse, girlfriend. It’s almost free. A scarf, only a dollar.)

Constantino was there; he asked me to sit for a while with him because business was bad. Nobody wanted to buy anything in the dark.

I politely noted that there wasn’t anywhere to sit; he patted his knee. I laughed and said he is full of good jokes, and then I told him I wasn’t buying tonight either…